TAVA NO FORUM DO SERVER SOBRE CHUCK NORRI'S

[Griever]

Fatos sobre o Chuck Norris no l2 e no Dex.
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Chuck Norris's weapon augument is: Chance to ban targeted player's account upon the usage of a Magical Skill. Lvl 10
When Chuck Norris made his subclass quest, he soloed all the EK and killed Baium alone. With the Pipette Knife.
Chuck Norris lvled his baby dragon to 85 and named him Valakas.
Chuck Norris ganks DexTeam.
Hiigara stopped posting after meeting Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris kills through medusa.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ClaudeFTW.
Chuck Norris has a 100% Lethal on his Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris went to siege and got all the castles . in one day . without even showing up.
Chuck Norris has 9kk adena in his inventory.
Chuck Norris doesn't get disconnects.
Lag is caused when Chuck Norris enchants his weapons.
Remember the saying "16 or no balls" ? Chuck Norris has lots of balls made out of raw steel.
Chuck Norris doesn't use ventrilo, he reads his clannies minds and telepatically tells them what to do.
Chuck Norris doesn't need buffs.
When Chuck Norris flames his enemies on the forum, they feel a mental roundhouse-kick in their brains.
Chuck Norris can't hack. He is made out of pure haxxor already.
Chuck Norris is so cool, that Shade can't ban him.
Chuck Norris doesnt't needs S-grade he has Chuck grade
Chuck Norris crafted the first and last Ring of Chuck which gives you the next features:
+99999999999999999999999999999999999999 p.attack
+99999999999999999999999999999999999999 m.attack
+99999999999999999999999999999999999999 p.def
+99999999999999999999999999999999999999 m.def
Stun resist(You won't dare!)
Sleep,Hold resistance(Chuck Norris doesn't sleeps.He waits)
Skill:Round-house kick
+Decreases re-use delay by 110%
Chuck Norris has 501 critical rate.
When Chuck Norris uses his Fear skill, the opponent stands up and starts to run away from the computer.
Chuck Norris uses the archer arrows to clean his teeth and lights his cigars with sorc proeminence.
Chuck Norris can move in snipe.
Guess who broke the Kamael's other feather. Yeah it's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has 667 accuracy. He's beyond evil.
Chuck Norris doesn't use ports. The mobs come to him in fear.
When Chuck Norris kills a mob, the mob won't respawn out of fear.
Chuck Norris can't dualbox. He can't share his power on more chars.
Chuck Norris once Roundhouse-kicked progress. He's too afraid to get out of IT now.
Chuck Norris doesn't search for the Mammons. The mammons search for him.
Chuck Norris gets overhit from critical attack.
Remember the earth shaking when a cursed sword appears? That's because Chuck Norris is burping.
Chuck Norris' /vendor makes every character on the map target him.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can make Kael NOT to post on the Forum.
Chuck Norris is so godly he cant use songs or dances, he uses jiu-jitsu moves and moral decreasing words.
Chuck Norris doesnt need song of medusa, he just points his finger for that.
Chuck Norris is the reason why IronMaiden BSOEs.
Chuck Norris owns comanacu.
Chuck Norris is the reason for the undead mobs and the name of the area Death Pass. He wus there.
Chuck Norris gave his adress to Shea. That's the reason Shea doesn't post here anymore .
There are no heroes, just people Chuck Norris was too lazy to pwn.
The only reason claude is still alive is because Chuck norris has a very large http://forum.lineage.ro/index.php/topic,31168.40.html#|kos list (irl).
If you're lucky enough to land a hit on Chuck Norris, his health bar turns to: infinity minus 1.
His dyes are all the +oo, -0 kind. He's level 81 on l2 and his favourite skill is /kill.
His equip is a squire shirt because he says he can't tell the difference from S grade in a fight.
When Chuck Norris showers he gets Scufitza, Viermisor and Crybaby and 10 rechargers to Hydroblast him for 1 hour.
Valakas--- Chuck Norris's transport around the elmoreden kingdom.
Antharas--- Chuck Norris's little puppy.
Chuck Norris never stays on topic... the topic stays on him
The server is being moved again because it's in Chuck Norris's path.
Once chuck used bsoe by misclick infront of shea, so now evictims use bsoe in siege.
One time Chuck shitted in the woods, this how WF took birth.
30.000 new serials on DEX 'cause Chuck Norris nicely asked for 1.
Chuck Norris is so cool that he can actually ban Shade.
Chuck Norris skills:
Curse Lag - Instantly causes the target to have ss lag/freezes.
County jail - Bans the target for a period of 7 days. Works on GMs too.
Word of Chuck - Force-resurrects the target at 1hp.
Roundhouse Kick - Unleashes a devastating area of effect attack. Lethal Strike is possible. Power 5237.
Fist of doom - Throws a deadly punch at the target that ignores shield and armor. Power 9132.
Time Lapse - Removes one level per tick. Lasts 80 seconds. If the target reaches level 1 no additional effect is applied.
Texan Ranger Form - Chuck Norris transforms into Walker, Texan Ranger instantly killing any aquired target. Walk mode is required.
Texas Law - Anyone that hits Cuck Noris has a 30% chance to get 1kk karma.
Summon Valakas - Summons your baby pet to attack your foes. Requires 3 Crystals D grade.
Everytime Hikari meow's, Chuck Norris kills a cat.
Chuck Norris can train an Elpy to kill Valakas.
Valakas is an elpy who undergone Chucks "special" 1337 training.
Chuck Norris can catch an arrow, and throw it back at his enemy, Twice
If Chuck Norris pk's someone that guy gets chuck's karma and automatically drops whole equip
Chuck Norris eats the Ice Queen Castle like an icecream
Chuck Norris met Shea IRL, and lived to tell the story.
Chuck Norris is so Baddass that he extended the maitenance time on dex so that he can farm alone.
When Chuck kills ur char it dies...forever
Chuck can dualbox...in weekends...when server is full at 100% capacity
Chuck can make Overlord and Warsmith subs
Chuck can craft 60% items with no chances of failure
Chuck was involved in low lvl pking.. his lvl 1 char pked a lvl 80 one ... with one hit
Remember that Odd bug that showed a char on the pvp list with 235456367 pvp's..well that was no bug..that was Chucks char
Chuck norris can trialise zariche and akamanah, then he can kill with the resulting weapon antharas....using only his accesory slot.
Chuck Norris lets gatekeepers alive so that ppl could travel in speed something like his..
If you loose PVP that means Chuck Norris doesn't like you.
Baium built TOI so he could hide from Chuck Norris . He failed.
Once, Chuck Norris was cuttin his nails.. That's how Zariche and Akkamanah has been created..
If you see Chuck Norris U get instant Crit. Error
If he sees you.. you get permanent-ban.
Chuck Norris has 100% lethal 2 and 100% magic crit rate passives.
When Chuck Norris kills you, even if you had noblesse blessing, you lose all your buffs.
Chuck Norris uses L2Walker
Chuck Norris looses PK points when he pk people.

[SouBishop]

ashjsuahsauhsauhasuhsausah

tem umas coisas sem nexo ai , sem muita noção u.U

ps: vi isso pela primeira vez lá no orkut ^^ ( já não tenho mais orkut hehehe )

inteh